Like ‘em.

Like ‘em.


For he was a wise man and knew a good thing when he saw it.  The proof of the pudding is in the eating.

For he was a wise man and knew a good thing when he saw it.  The proof of the pudding is in the eating.


The man who keeps abreast with the times is smart, good looking, correct.

The man who keeps abreast with the times is smart, good looking, correct.


Ball food.

Ball food.


I feel so stiff and tired.

I feel so stiff and tired.


Lubrication Department, 1918.

Lubrication Department, 1918.


(via omegaoutlet)


I don’t know much, but I understand DICK.

I don’t know much, but I understand DICK.


Pizzle and Piss Hole.

Pizzle and Piss Hole.


The world wants [dick and semen].

The world wants [dick and semen].