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Sex Appeal Chart

mattadoresit:

Sex Appeal Chart


From Haverford College Athletic Annual and 1900 Class Book.

From Haverford College Athletic Annual and 1900 Class Book.


I like a boy who knows what he wants.

I like a boy who knows what he wants.


Men who are hard to please prefer one special mayonnaise.

Men who are hard to please prefer one special mayonnaise.


No law can cut our love in two.

No law can cut our love in two.


It’s not as simple as waking up in a strange bed. I have to make the bed strange.

It’s not as simple as waking up in a strange bed. I have to make the bed strange.



Make no apology for it.

Make no apology for it.


It’s sexist, but no woman is man enough to handle cocks like these.

It’s sexist, but no woman is man enough to handle cocks like these.


It’s THIS thick, I swear.

It’s THIS thick, I swear.